The most ridiculous advert of all time

Anyone who owns a Ryobi appliance (I have three) will tell you they are the biggest rubbish ever made. Repair companies close their doors when you approach (and I am not kidding). They laugh at you and turn away your business when you bring them your chain saw, brush cutter, mulch machine, or edge trimmer. They all hate Ryobi.

And now Ryobi produces this ad.

Buy a Ryobi hedge trimmer, save a polar bear.