An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found three people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked:
"What is the fastest thing you know of?"
Acknowledging the first man (A WHITE MAN), on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of" "That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
"And now you sir?" he asked the second man (AN INDIAN MAN). "Hmm .... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye .that's a very popular cliché for speed."
Turning to the third and final man (A COLOURED MAN), the interviewer posed the same question. It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHOEA."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "I can explain," said the third man. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK or BLINK, I had already kakked in my pants!"
Funny, but people should know what is diarrhoea and how it can affect their daily lives. Its a serious health problem and should not be taken lightly. It can cause severe stomach pain and can even cause death especially to children if not taken care of properly.
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